Monday, August 31, 2009

Popularity contest that proves --- well you work it out

Ok so I just couldn't let this one slide with all you Facebook junkies out there interested in a quick dissection of the kind of people that make social networking popular.

Without Googling, name the top three most popular people on Facebook solely based on the number of fans....give up?

The top one shouldn't be a surprise considering he just died -- that's right Michael Jackson scores number one (9,999,016 fans) and number four spots (4,611,369) on the list (the fourth is a RIP site...don't get me started). But who are the mysterious two and three you ask?

One runs the biggest country in the world....that's right, the man that is being compared to Hitler -- Barack Obama comes in with 6,486,228 fans and rounding out the top three is Fast and Furious and is non other than Vin Diesel.

WTF you proclaim, and rightly so. Yes that's right, the third most popular person on Facebook by number of fans is Vin Diesel with 5,357,710.

The next person who suggests Facebook users are smart, bright faces of the future will get a spine in the you-know-where.

Just to let you know, I Heart Sleep, Pizza, Megan Fox, I Need a Vacation, Facebook and Dr House round out the Top 10.


And for those people who don't know who Vin Diesel is -- here's a picture.



Source: All Facebook -- The Unofficial Facebook Resource


Media Twits -- Part IV

My apologies for the tardiness of this, the most important news story each day: Facebook v Twitter. For those who have followed my analysis, this column each day shows how many "news" stories feature Facebook and Twitter on GoogleNews.

Reporting on everything that happens on social networking (SN) sites is an unusual paradox.

Firstly, considering that 90% of the world's population (not an accurate statistic) lives on the bloody thing, you would presume there would be no need to report on SN because we already know what's going on in the SN because we spend all our time on the SN.

It's much like the media reporting on the media, superfluous and lazy.

Anyway the score as at 1.39pm is:

Twitter 118,416

versus

Facebook 96,530

BEST OF THE BEST

TWITTER: US tennis big mouth Andy Roddick has slammed US Open officials for trying to regulate the player's tweeting before or during their matches. US Open officials claim it could contravene anti-corruption regulations. Roddick however twitted on Twitter: "I think it's lame the US Open is trying to regulate our tweeting."
We all think it's lame that you feel people care about your tweeting and the fact is, shouldn't you be concentrating on the game and not tweeting to your "fans"? Don't Twit for me Argentina when you are bundled out in the quarters because you thinking about your next 144 characters.

FACEBOOK: IBM have patented a social networking remote control so "couch potatoes" can Facebook and Tweet without having to get out of their lounge chairs. Did anyone see the movie Wall-E when all those humans were shunted into space only to become obese lard arses unable to lift their own body weight? Art imitating life or art hitting the nail on the head?

Cricket Insider take on Bond, Shane Bond

The Cricket Insider, for the first time in living memory at least, takes a serious look at cricket and those fallen stars, who by no fault of their own, have had to forgo a glittering career in the spotlight due to injury. New Zealand's Shane Bond is one of many players who should have gone on to greatness but has not.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Lurid vegetable sex -- got your attention?

Seriously, you have to check this news story out. I found it at news.com.au and is about a "flood of complaints" about a confectionery amid claims the "fruit figures that appear on Haribo MAOAM sour candies are engaging in sex acts".

Um.... well they are.....undeniable in fact.

Check it out here

Cricket Insider moves to the sub-continent

That's right, that loon called the Cricket Insider has moved from wet and miserable England following Australia's Ashes lost to the sub-continent ahead of the tri-nations series between New Zealand, India and Sri Lanka.

See what he has to say with his latest preview.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Age shall not weary us -- Upper limit of human life expectancy set at 125

Ever wondered how old is old when it comes to life expectancy of humans?

The average life span seems to vary with every new report released, 60, 80, 85, 100 -- who knows where it will end?

Scientists Byung Mook Weonand Jung Ho Je in their paper Predicting Human Lifespan Limits have proposed a mathematical model for human survival dynamics that suggests the oldest we will ever reach is 125.

Of course, not many of us are ever going to make it that far nor would we want to but the study is an interesting one nonetheless.

The results are based on a study of women in Sweden and all results are based on women in Europe.

Tweeting medical alerts? Not the best idea

If there was a medical alert, for let's say, a toxic gas release, would you go to Twitter as your primary source of information? What about some regional communicable disease issue? Would you rely on Tweet to bring you the news?

Well according to a report at IEEE Spectrum titled Medical Alerts in 140 Characters or Less, that is exactly what the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in the US is planning.

According to the article:

"The CDC has jumped on the bandwagon with three different feeds, one dedicated to emergency notifications, one specifically for information about the flu, and one that more generally redirects traffic to the CDC site."

One question -- do you trust Twitter to be the purveyor of up-to-date and accurate news?

What about those people, like me, who are not connected?

Then there is the problem of hackers, which Twitter itself addressed in a media statement released on January 5, 2009.

Oh and I am sure that those at Twitter have updated their passwords since July 15 when it was revealed that they had set their server password, as the word password hence allowing access to the search product database.

There was the German political unintelligently, unoriginially titled 'Twittergate', and well, you get the idea.

No rain? Australia looks north with finger of blame


Australia is blaming the northern hemisphere for rainfall changes and they may have a point but why shunt the blame north when they still have a lot of work to do in reducing the affects of climate change.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Possible - well, yes. Probable -- well, maybe


My parents have finally returned from some far flung place in British Columbia where they have been sunning themselves on speedboats and by lakes hence my hiatus.

I apologise for their tardiness.

However on their return and my subsequent access to the internet, I came across an interesting letter penned by Pedro F. Gonzalez-Dıaz titled Life originated during accelerating expansion in the multiverse.

In it Pedro floats several ideas about whether there can be any other forms of life in the universe other than ours. In doing so he encroaches on the subject of multiverses, astrobiology, wormholes, the chances of self-replicating amino acids floating in phantom matter and the Big Bang Theory.

An interesting round table discussion will no doubt follow, especially with those who like to discount evolution and that sticky question that many creationists like to think debunks science -- "Where did the universe come from".

ADDENDUM

Check out Starts with A Bang's Ethan Siegel's explanation of the Big Bang Theory. If that doesn't seal the deal, I don't know what will.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Pitch -- A drip that lasts a lifetime

Ever heard of pitch? (No not that kind of pitch you fool)

It is a material that was once used to waterproof boats and is the subject of an experiment in Australia that has been going for 77 years.

Get this, pitch is 100 billion times more viscous than water.

Check out the experiment here.

Serendipitous over serendipity

Dear World,

Please find my nomination for one of the best academic articles of the year courtesy of University of Cambridge's A C Fabian in his piece Serendipity in Astronomy.

Kind Regards

McTavish

P.S. Any chance you could spot me $10.

Worm holes in your brane-world might not be that bad

Apparently blackholes aren't the be-all and more importantly the end-all -- there are also higher-dimensional black holes.

With that being said, that means that not only do wormholes exist in ordinary dimensions but higher-dimensional wormholes must also exist. And these wormholes may give birth to another universe.

That is of course if you follow the brane-world ethos (for a better understanding of brane-world check out this paper from Roy Maartens).

You may well now be proclaiming: "Hey hedgehog, get on with it", so I will.

Enrico Rodrigo from the Department of General Studies at Charles Drew University in LA has just released his paper titled Denouement of a wormhole-brane encounter which discusses this at length.

"When such a wormhole, preexisting in the bulk, impinges upon our universe, taken to be a positive-tension 3-brane, it can induce the creation in our universe of a wormhole of ordinary dimensionality," he states.

"The throat of this wormhole might fully constrict, pinch off, and thus birth a baby universe. Alternatively, the induced wormhole might persist. I show that persistence is more likely
and note that the persistent wormhole manifests as a particle-like object whose interaction
with cosmic matter is purely gravitational."

Intrigued? Well you should be. Check out his paper here at arXiv.org

Never say that hedgehogs don't provide anything to the world apart from small amounts of poop and the occasional cute fictional character in a kids book who wears an apron.

Robot overlords? Well that's a bit dramatic

Pooyan Fazli and Alan K. Mackworth, both from the University of British Columbia, Vancouver, believe that instead of thinking about robots taking over the world, we instead should be thinking more of them as buddies and potential work colleagues.

Their paper Human-Robot Teams in Entertainment and Other Everyday Scenarios has some great ideas that makes me want to run out and grab an army of robots to help me out around the hutch.

The pair state several scenarios where robots and humans could in fact join forces to create a super force.

Well maybe not a super force but at least play and get along with each other in such fields as the movie industry, robots as tour guides or guards at museums and galleries.

In a brilliant idea they also suggest that humans could compete against robots in sport, in particular segway soccer, which I think is a genius idea.

Anyone scared of robots ruling the world should take a step back though.

Here are some other great news about robotic technology and their positive impacts on life:

*Exoskeletons march on Japan (Source: IEEE Spectrum Online)
*A review of the best robots of 2008 (Source: Singularity Hub)
*Robots rebuilding themselves (Source: New York Times)

Under weight -- The shrinking kilogram


This great story comes from NPR about the kilogram, where it is, who owns it and, well, the fact that it is shrinking.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Does anyone see the irony?

Here's an interesting story out of China about a teenager who was "attacked at a Chinese internet rehabilitation camp", state media reports.

According to the AFP: "the 14-year-old boy was in critical condition in hospital after repeated beatings at an internet rehabilitation camp in southwest China".

Apparently the kid was sent to the camp by his parents "to be cured of internet addiction".

The irony comes in the paragraph that begins:

"The death triggered online outrage in China..."

It is a sad state of affairs when kids are sent to rehab for an addiction to the internet -- which will be the subject of a forthcoming blog entry. Stay tuned.


For further reading:

*Check the NY Times' story from 2007 about an internet boot camp in South Korea

This is NOT a hedgehog -- Part II

Another quick lesson in hedgehogness and a guide to those who are unsure of what a hedgehog is and is NOT.

This is a hedgehog










This is NOT a hedgehog.











This brings us to the end of today's lesson.
That is all.

Media Twits -- III

The tally of media stories sparked by Twitter or Facebook or contains references therein as some form of fact or research today is quite disparate:

Twitter 108,538

V

Facebook 93,900

Nevertheless, here is the best stories that the people now believe constitute news:

BEST OF THE BEST

TWITTER

A recent study has found that Twitter is nothing more than "pointless babble". Yep. It took a study to work that out. If only I could Tweet this to all the Twitters.








FACEBOOK
Rapper P-Diddy has launched a new competition, and I quote: "He does not want a performer who can only sing, dance, or look good on TV, but one who can do all that, and social network." Awesome, just what this world needs, another construct of mediocrity.

Absolutely, it's all relative


You saw it here first folks (well second actually because it was posted on the sublimely rich and wonderful arXiv.org first).

Jean-Marc Oury and Bruno Heintz's paper titled The Absolute Relativity Theory, brings you the first "presentation of a new approach of physics, that we propose to refer to as the Absolute Relativity Theory."

What does that mean? Well their abstract explains:
"This approach is founded on the refutation of the old idea that our universe can be seen as a space-time, whatever structure it is equipped with, that contains or supports “observers” and “observables”. Instead, the theory begins by exploring what should be, from an algebraic point of view, a consistent theory able to represent the “observation” processes and, in some sense, as complete as possible."

It is a 70-page behemoth but I thought you would all be interested. Once I make my way through it all I will break it down for you as best I can, it may take a while though as it is really hard to turn pages without fingers. Lucky bastards you human.

Mobile spam isn't that tasty


Did you know that an average mobile or cell phone user in China receives 8.29 spam messages per week?

No neither did I but that's because hedgehogs don't need mobile phones, we have an intricate communication system far more advanced than human telecommunications.

Anyway, according to Ji Won Yoon (University of Oxford), Hyoungshick Kim
(University of Cambridge) and Jun Ho Huh (University of Oxford) in their paper Hybrid Spam Filtering for Mobile Communication, spam text messages is "prevalent in Korea, Japan and China" and is "prone to spread across countries where mobile communication is popular".

Their proposal for a hybrid system will be worth consideration by telecommunication giants however I am sure it will end up costing humans in the end

Tattoos for the geekdom

Scientists getting their geek on







Enough said really

Random comic strip


Totally random but totally worth it. To find out more about the The Perry Bible Fellowship, you could check them out.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Cricket Insider -- Freddy's Final Fantasy

Yep the Cricket Insider at BetUS.com is at it again, this time envisaging the death of Andrew Flintoff in the final Ashes test. I wonder how Freddy feels about that. Oh well.

You can read the full report here at Freddy's Final Fanstay

How social networking evolves


Here is a great paper posted on arxiv.org by Haibo Hu and Xiaofan Wang, from the Complex Networks and Control Lab, Shanghai Jiao Tong University in Shanghai China discussing the evolution of Online Social Networks.

They based their study on on the internet community, Wealink, "one of the largest OSNs in China at present" and have some very interesting findings.

One of which is a clear definition of the three stages of social networking: "an initial upward trend leading to a peak, followed by a decline, and the final gradual steady increase".

They say that:

"A possible reason is that right after the establishment of the OSN, there was an initial excitement among a few enthusiasts who joined the network and frantically invited many of their friends to join; this gives rise to the first stage that culminates in a peak. The second stage corresponds to a natural dying-out of this euphoria and this leads to the decline. Finally the network appears to arrive at equilibrium and its density seems to converge to constant.-- the initial excitement period characterised by high number of friends."

Definitely worth a read.

Thanks to Glennz Tees for the image. Wicked idea

Media Twits -- Part II

Ok, I am still stuck with Media Twits as a name for my daily analysis of media reports based on, or containing Twitter and Facebook.

Any suggestions let me know. So today's tally at 9.06am

Twitter 111,502
V
Facebook 93,373

BEST OF THE BEST


TWITTER

Some nonce has set up a Twitter account for God where people Tweet the Big Fella. At this point I would like to stand on the mountain top and pronounce: "GOD HELP ME, THIS IS NOT A NEWS STORY. JESUS CHRIST SOME PEOPLE."


FACEBOOK

A "playwright" has come up with a stage production of Facebook. Ummmmmm.....sure, why not.

Processed news? Media hams up cancer story

It amuses me no end when you see flashy headlines like:

KILLER SANDWICH: HAM LINKED TO CANCER

My own reading and a basic amount of research and you discover the journalist is somewhat misleading the readers.

In this case, reporter Bronwyn Herbert has taken the smallest glint of a 'fact' to create a sensationalised story.

Let's take a look though at what the story says:
"There's convincing scientific evidence linking the consumption of processed meats like ham, salami and bacon to an increase in bowel cancer risk."

Although:

"Researchers aren't yet entirely sure themselves and are still trying to figure out the actual mechanisms, but ... what we think is the process of processing and the things that are added to typically red meat, say for example when things are cured or salted or with the addition of chemical preservatives, lead to the development of cancer. But what we are clear on is that people who consume processed meat are at a greater risk of developing bowel cancer."

So let's consult the SOURCE material, which can be found here.

What is processed meat? Well this excerpt shows that: "there is no generally agreed definition of processed meat". Fair enough I guess.

But there is a pretty table, which shows exactly what increases the risk of cancer, so let's look at that as well shall we?




At this point I hear you scream -- BUT THERE MUST BE EVIDENCE MCTAVISH! SHOW US THE EVIDENCE!

Well here it is, only thing is though it is limited evidence, but is that enough to kill this story?
No of course not. But could this all be down to maybe excess in our life? Too much of a good thing is never...well...a good thing. So could this be linked to obesity, over eating...well yes. In fact it could be and probably is. It even tells you where to look...

But to finish this off, let me show you another table, here, look it shows pretty pictures of colorectal cancer cases but just check out the highlighted section, there in red.



So are they actually saying that too much meat is not good and that excess is bad? I don't know anymore.

Oh and if you want to check out the meat industry's response to it, well, it's there in the story, but you can check out a response to claims that arose in 2008 that red meat gives you cancer.

Hang on -- May 2008? What's going on here? Isn't this breaking news?

Oh no it's not, they also point out today on their website that: "This is the same recycled report they have been re-issuing for the last 18 months. There is nothing new in it whatsoever" and that it is "based on old research that has already been countered."

Is that true?

Well the Food Standards Agency in Great Britain seem to think so issuing their own advice, which dismisses the story.

But what about the name dropped by the meat industry in the original story, the mysterious research done in the United States by a certain Dr Dominic Alexander who "found in fact there is no statistical association between the two."

Well, we tracked their report, or a summary of the report to here.

The company he works for is a company called Exponent, who seem completely legit having worked on a plethora of high profile cases.

Dr Alexander well he has done a bit when it comes to working with meat and health. Don't take my word for it though, you can read his profile here.

The company also did some amazing research that locked kids in the trunks of cars. Genius idea lads keep it up.

So in summary Bronwyn Herbert, your story is BOLLOCKS. Although the last quote of the story should have been elevated to the top if you ask me:

"You know you don't see people dropping dead all over the place in Italy. They're going for the salami, there's no national crisis there," an anonymous customer said.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Hot dogs

A confident of mine informed me about a cross culture issue in New Zealand whereby a Tongan family following a cultural tradition, ate their family pet -- a staffordshire bull terrier called Ripper, as reported on ABC Australia.

As a hedgehog, I have no issues with this, after all, my parents aren't likely going to try and cook me up.

A message for all my canine friends out there, if you want to avoid the dinner table you might want to try this on for size (I just can't get enough of the armour-plated dog).....


And for those people who claim that this is just not on, you can't have your multicultural cake and eat it to. If you want to support cultural diversity, which I certainly do, then you have to have it in all its beauty. And isn't it beautiful? I for one wouldn't mind chowing down on a dog, well a certain dog at least.

Ok I am going to put it out there that all chihuahua must die. Those who support this motion say aye.

Just look at the PURE EVIL in its eyes and tell me that it doesn't want to kill you or take over the world....

Cricket Insider is just 'bazaar'


Here is the latest from that crazy kid, the Cricket Insider, on BetUS.com

This article is a bazaar of information

This is NOT a hedgehog -- Lesson I

Every few days I will be posting an informative piece I refer to as: "This is NOT a hedgehog...". It is a comparative piece whereby you the reader will gain a far better understanding on what a hedgehog is and is not.
So here goes....are you ready for your first lesson?

This is a hedgehog


















This is NOT a hedgehog


















This concludes our lesson for today. That is all.

Media Twits

(DISCLAIMER: That is not a derogatory statement to those in the media considering I am one and yes, I understand the irony of this daily post...)

I had to give my daily analysis of Twitter and Facebook stories in the news a name and this is my paltry first attempt. I will try and rectify the situation in due course.

I am also trying to find a better way of analysing just just how many news stories are in fact based on Twitter or Facebook or contains information within. Trust me, I will find a way, however GoogleNews search will have to suffice for now.

Anyway, today's tally (taken at 9.40am) stands at:

Twitter 108,986

v

Facebook 92,935

The best stories have to be:

FACEBOOK
A thief who stole a woman's laptop then proceeded to taunt her online through her own Facebook account.
Well done.

TWITTER
The New York Jets NFL players are being encouraged to Tweet by their coach, which I am sure will bring the total number of intelligent comments on Twitter to a grand total of 0

Harry Potter is wicked but so are armour plated dogs

My step-father said to me once, "son, don't take life too seriously because if you do, you will miss out on all the joys of life, like armoured dogs (pictured)."

Thankfully, he is allowing me to read the Harry Potter series, which I must say is a great delight. However what makes me even happier is that the Church has AGAIN followed my lead and is "re-reading" Harry Potter.

To my relief some quarters have recanted their earlier thoughts that the wee bairns at Hogswart are evil and Mr Potter is in fact the devil himself.

Here is a great article in the Boston Mail to prove that when Christianity, or some within its hallowed walls, get it wrong, they can admit their faults and get on with life. I for one am just glad the church are tackling the big issues.

But in matter of fairness, anyone who still believes Harry Potter is the devil should check out this mixed bag:

*
For those who think Harry Potter is wicked and not in the "sup mofo dat H-to-the-P (or alternatively the H-Bomb although that could be a tad insensitive) is one wicked gangsta to roll wiff, aight?" but in more of a "he is wicked and needs to be burnt to death", check out the aptly named subsection of the Jesus-Is-Savior website. (Note: I must point out that they are in fact correct in their assessment of Harry Potter being a "false religion". I would however like to point out that no-one called it a religion to start off with.)

* This lady at a Christian camp tells it like it is, or how it would have been "back in the day" or maybe how it should have been.

* Here is an interesting Islamic analysis of HP.

And don't forget......
Dog's in armour rule (thanks to Collette Archive for the pic)

Bayesball -- Stats Amazing

The name of the paper is amazing enough to warrant reading:

Bayesball --A Bayesian hierarchical model for evaluating fielding in major league baseball

When you combine two of my favourite things in this world -- sports and statistics -- I am a happy hedgehog. If you can add food and a 20-hour sleep in there as well, I am a veritable purring kitten of joy.

The introduction may confuse some but basically all they are saying is that evaluating fielding in baseball, the success and failure of fielders, is subjective and through using a mathematical model based on Bayes Theory.

Again, simply put, this method is: "based on the assumption that probability is operationalised as a degree of belief, and not a frequency as is done in classical, or frequentist, statistics."
(Original Source: The Handbook of Market Research: Uses, Misuses and Future Advances)

The authors Shane T. Jensen, Kenneth E. Shirley and Abraham J. Wyner of the University of Pennsylvania discuss at length that

"a player’s fielding ability is more difficult to evaluate, because fielding is a nondiscrete aspect of the game",

and that;

"an inherently complicated aspect of fielding analysis is assessing the blame for an unsuccessful fielding play."


Anyway, I won't ruin it by telling you anymore. It is a good read for all those baseball fiends out there who want to trump their mates at the pub next time they bring up a fielding error.

Maths + Physics = Scientific Theory Equation


Yep, a smart lad has posted a mathematical equation that could explain scientific theory.... genius I say. Still early work but genius nonetheless. (Note: the image to the left is not the formula but simply part of it. The full equation can be seen at the link provided above.)


In concluding his paper, Lester C Welch states:

"The toy theory is not meant to be rigorous or complete but is meant to be a less abstract, concrete, rendition of how a non-trivial mathematical structure can be used in a less traditional manner to construct a theory. There are enough features of this toy theory that coincide with physical reality that should persuade skeptics that there may be fruit in the approach."

Damn jiggidy I say -- let's keep those skeptics at bay.

Meet the Cricket Insider -- dum dum dah


That's right my fellow hedgehog friends, a shady character I know is also a writer for betting website BetUS.com and goes by the name of the Cricket Insider. His regular daily updates on the cricket world can be read here.

His latest entry titled 'First session to decide Ashes fate' is a cracking read if I do say so myself.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Tweet, tweet, cheap cocaine anyone?

First story I read this morning was about the British PM Gordon Brown (over there on your left) 'Tweeting' the support of his own health system, the NHS.

Good job Gordy. That'll get the kids on board.

Then of course there was the obligatory Twitter campaign story in the Sydney Morning Herald (thankfully it was relegated to the Technology section so no complaints there really). This campaign was against a fashion label that printed shirts for babies that say 'They shake me'.

Even Gordon thinks it's funny, look, he is smiling. Good job media.

IN OTHER NEWS:

*
The iPhone is now officially recognised as the tool of the Devil, after reports they "suddenly burst into flames and smoke";

* Apparently no one likes Australia anymore, which of course is understandable if you are a New Zealander because, well, when Australians cross the ditch they are the biggest bunches of tight arses around;

* Drug dealers in Canada are set to have a slow weekend after it was revealed animal worming drug is being used to cut cocaine. Interestingly though the story on CBC.ca was the second most commented story as at 9am on Friday (amazingly it was just behind the story Ignatieff lags Harper in approval rating: poll). Several theories here:
A) There is a lot of people who are bummed about no cocaine this weekend
B) There are a lot of animals concerned they will get worms in the near future.
C) Politicians are worried about getting worms off Ignatieff;

* If you want award winning sausages you need to get to the Lower Clarence in Australia;

* Thanks to the Naked Scientists we discover why men have to stand to urinate -- very interesting.

and finally;

* The maths behind the expanding universe thanks to Starts With A Bang

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Facebook -- the greatest news source EVER

What do you think is the photo lead story on Australia's Sydney Morning Herald website as at 11.35am on a Friday? Stupid question really considering you can see it.

That's right my fellow hedgehog balls of fury,
Facebook leads to jealousy. You doth protest though, "it's a leading national newspaper", of course this has serious implications for all Australians.

Look I am not here to douse the claims that:

"All this friending, poking and picture-posting on Facebook can get you in trouble with your significant other. "

Heavens no. What about this snippet:

"Jealous types now have to deal with brand-new kinds of provocations, such as a comment on their partner's wall from a possible romantic rival, or their loved ones getting tagged - identified - in a picture from an old relationship. Boyfriends and girlfriends can view all of this on their partners' walls."

Oh Facebook, what ever will you do next? Well how about this little number:

"It seems like Facebook is creating jealousy even where there was not jealousy to begin with," claims Amy Muise, a doctoral candidate at the University of Guelph's psychology department who led a recent study on how Facebook can spark jealousy in romantic relationships among college students.

WHOAAAAAAAAAAA back up there. FB is causing jealousy? If only I had a cane that I could rap over FB's knuckles although the very next paragraph eases my mine.

She said Facebook doesn't necessarily make people more jealous than they would be normally. But all the information divulged on Facebook - those answers to "What's on your mind?" and reactions to those posts - can increase "triggers" for jealousy.

Oh, so you only trigger jealousy. Of course. Well lucky then we hedgehogs don't get jealous?

But to finish it all off there is this little number:

Laney Cohen, a 24-year-old who works in public relations in New York City, has a longtime boyfriend now in law school in Florida. She began noticing last year that her boyfriend was being tagged in photographs with a female friend who "kind of rubs me the wrong way." One picture in particular upset her: The pair were in a bar, and the woman was looking up at Cohen's boyfriend.

"I felt that it was a very couple-y picture to be in, and I freaked out and I called him and said, `This is disrespectful to me and our relationship. What if people start asking questions about why you're always hanging out with her?'" Cohen recalled.

The answer was simple for Laney:

"He's either untagging photos or not showing up in the photos anymore," she said. "Either way is fine."

Awesome.

NOTE: Just so you know, every day I am hoping to scour the leading newspapers to work out how many stories are about Facebook/Twitter and just how important they are ranked on news websites.

FYI: News.com.au led with a 22-year-old London girl, with a prosthetic arm, who sued a store she was working for because they sacked her because they made her work out the back in the store room because she didn't fit the "look" of the store despite hiring her with full knowledge of her disability. She was paid $15,400 for "injury to her feelings" and $269 for "wrongful dismissal".

Project Gutenberg V Google Books V TROLL (The Reality Of Life Lads)*

Books are going digital people, it is a fact of life that we all have to deal with.

Copyright issues aside (See today's Wired.com story) technology will continue to march on and drag us with it.

Are you be a member of the choral line of discontented bibliophiles who have put their foot down, declaring: "I will NEVER read a book on a touch-screen hand held device" (for those even less technologically savvy your statement will read: "I will NEVER read a book on one of those touch-screen doodywacky thingys")?

Good. I'm glad you have made a stand.

Unfortunately there are people out there who will.

Grandmother hedgehog refers to these people as "those young 'uns with their 'crazy' hairdos and 'fancy' clothes that barely cover anything. And that's just the boys, or the ones that I think are boys but maybe the girls, I don't know anymore, you're all so androgynous".

But that's not the case anymore either.

Who hasn't stopped by at some point and checked out Project Gutenberg at some point during their travels through the tubes of the interwebz?

It's all the same really -- books will go online and people will read them online -- hell, how do you think the interwebz works? We sit in front of a computer all most every day checking out wikipedia entries and reading newspapers online instead of buying them.

Most people 20 years ago (how old's the interwebz again?) dreamed of a paperless office and scoffed at the idea of sitting in front of computers every day.

Check out this nice 2005 article from the Wall Street Journal, an interview with Michael Hart, the founder of PG

Don't fret, the sky isn't falling in -- Google won't let it, just yet at least.


* TROLL is now copyrighted to me, which means that ethically you should source this blog if you want to use it or fear the wrath of McTavish, Hedgehog of Fury.

Are bloggers wankers?

It's a good question ... after all, with so much information floating through the tubes of the interwebz, why would you possibly want to spend time reading the cogitations of an animal who you don't know?

Because it could save your life that's why and I am not just talking about it in a metaphorical or philosophical sense either -- this blog is an actual preserver of life*.

I guess what it boils down to is a voice -- the interwebz gives us a voice and thankfully sites like www.archive.org allow us to be immortalised, after all, when it is all said and done and we are dead and buried, the only thing that is guaranteed to remain will be our online presence.

Why? Well, technology has brought us to a point where we can no longer remember the little things in life, people's phone numbers for instance, birthdays, anniversaries. A logical progression then would be, how will we remember close friends when they are no longer for these earthly constraints?

I check Facebook and its ilk every couple of days just so I can keep a tally on the number of alive friends I still have (real friends too, not those pesky non-FB people). About 100 at last count, give or take a random drunken Add request.

So are bloggers wankers?

In three words - yes and no.

Yes = because we as bloggers believe what we have to say is important and will change your life.

No = because most of us simply want to be remembered in some capacity. In some cases it is possibly to become famous and be quoted on CBC.

* -- May not actually save your life.

Too short?

Admittedly that was a brief introduction so here is some more.

The reason for The Satyrical Hedgehog is to entertain, illuminate and bring to the fore an analysis of current events (world events or otherwise) in my own hedgehog way.

If you enjoy reading my posts, great, if not, the interwebz is a wide open place of wild untamed information that you are free to roam of your very own accord.

That's not to say I don't welcome feedback in fact I encourage dialogue, but I am a hedgehog after all so keep that in mind and play nice with each other.

I would hate to have to become a Moderator Mouse of discussions.

Meet the Satyrical Hedgehog

I will keep this short and sweet.